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Cum invata ardelenii

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Zice ca ardeleanul coboara pe Feleac spre Cluj cu caruta cu nevasta si copilul. Ajungind in dreptul Teatrului, copilul intreaba:
– Tata, da’ casa aiasta mare cu doi catei pe ea ce-a fi?
– Nu stiu, dragu’ tatii.
Apoi, in Piata Unirii:
– Tata, da’ omu aiesta de hier pe cal, cine-o fi?
– Nu stiu, dragu’ tatii.
In fine, linga Parcul Mare:
– Tata, da’ la balta aiasta mica, oare cum i-a zice?
– Nu stiu, dragu’ tatii.”
Femeia, agasata de insistentele copilului, intervine:
– Da’ mai lasa-l in pace pe tata-to, ma copile, nu vezi ca-i trudit?!
La care taranul raspunde cu bonomie ardeleneasca:
– Lasa-l, femeie, pe copil sa intrebe, ca numa’ asa invata!

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Logodnica

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Logodnica mea este atat de dulce ca de fiecare data cand iese cu fetele in oras imi da inelul de logodna sa i-l tin ca sa ma gandesc la ea toata noaptea…

Un interviu cu Jerry Seinfeld

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https://hbr.org/2017/01/lifes-work-jerry-seinfeld

Q: You and Larry David wrote Seinfeld together, without a traditional writers’ room, and burnout was one reason you stopped. Was there a more sustainable way to do it? Could McKinsey or someone have helped you find a better model?

A: Who’s McKinsey?

Q: It’s a consulting firm.

A: Are they funny?

Q: No.

A: Then I don’t need them. If you’re efficient, you’re doing it the wrong way. The right way is the hard way. The show was successful because I micromanaged it—every word, every line, every take, every edit, every casting. That’s my way of life.

Bune maniere

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Suna o tipa la un numar:
– Alo, scoala de dans si bune maniere?
I se raspunde:
– P**a dans, numa’ bune maniere…

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