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Masuri anti-drona in inchisoare

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Correctional facilities across the United States have reported an increase in drones flying over walls and fences to deliver goods to inmates, according to a Fox News report. In Michigan, prison guards found a tiny drone patrolling the area, likely scoping out the structure’s defenses. Similar incidents have been reported in Oklahoma, Ohio, South Carolina, and Georgia, among others. The problem even reaches beyond the 50 states. Prisons in Canada, Brazil, Russia, Australia, Thailand, Greece, and England, are all wrestling to keep these devices out.
Drones are being used to smuggle in anything from drugs to cigarettes to pornography.
https://www.dailydot.com/debug/drones-prison-smuggling-drugs-porn/?tw=dd

Situatie inedita la Penitenciarul Ploiesti unde angajatii institutiei au interceptat o drona care zbura deasupra zonei de siguranta din curtea interioara a institutiei. Drona transporta un telefon mobil pentru un detinut. Angajatii Peniteniciarului din Ploiesti spun ca se confrunta aproape zilnic cu persoane care incearca sa introduca in spatele gratiilor obiecte interzise, de la telefoane si pana la droguri si arme albe. Drona a fost doborata cu o matura de gardieni.
http://www.hotnews.ro/stiri-esential-21704178-drona-care-transporta-telefon-mobil-deasupra-penitenciarului-ploiesti-fost-daramata-matura-gardian.htm

Cum invata ardelenii

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Zice ca ardeleanul coboara pe Feleac spre Cluj cu caruta cu nevasta si copilul. Ajungind in dreptul Teatrului, copilul intreaba:
– Tata, da’ casa aiasta mare cu doi catei pe ea ce-a fi?
– Nu stiu, dragu’ tatii.
Apoi, in Piata Unirii:
– Tata, da’ omu aiesta de hier pe cal, cine-o fi?
– Nu stiu, dragu’ tatii.
In fine, linga Parcul Mare:
– Tata, da’ la balta aiasta mica, oare cum i-a zice?
– Nu stiu, dragu’ tatii.”
Femeia, agasata de insistentele copilului, intervine:
– Da’ mai lasa-l in pace pe tata-to, ma copile, nu vezi ca-i trudit?!
La care taranul raspunde cu bonomie ardeleneasca:
– Lasa-l, femeie, pe copil sa intrebe, ca numa’ asa invata!

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Logodnica

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Logodnica mea este atat de dulce ca de fiecare data cand iese cu fetele in oras imi da inelul de logodna sa i-l tin ca sa ma gandesc la ea toata noaptea…

Un interviu cu Jerry Seinfeld

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https://hbr.org/2017/01/lifes-work-jerry-seinfeld

Q: You and Larry David wrote Seinfeld together, without a traditional writers’ room, and burnout was one reason you stopped. Was there a more sustainable way to do it? Could McKinsey or someone have helped you find a better model?

A: Who’s McKinsey?

Q: It’s a consulting firm.

A: Are they funny?

Q: No.

A: Then I don’t need them. If you’re efficient, you’re doing it the wrong way. The right way is the hard way. The show was successful because I micromanaged it—every word, every line, every take, every edit, every casting. That’s my way of life.