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	<title>DMax - Distracţie maximă</title>
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	<description>Cine se trezeşte de dimineaţă râde mai bine</description>
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		<title>Diferenţa dintre Apple şi HP</title>
		<link>http://dmax.ro/2012/02/diferenta-dintre-apple-si-hp/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 22:22:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dorin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Imagini]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ads]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[apple]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[hp]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[laptop]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[tehnologie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[vanzari]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Cum vinde Apple un laptop: http://www.apple.com/macbookair/ Cum vinde HP un laptop: http://www.shopping.hp.com/webapp/shopping/computer_series.do? storeName=computer_store&#038;category=notebooks&#038;series_name=ENVY14_series&#038;a1=Category&#038;v1=ENVY HP are si pagina de prezentare a produsului care arata un pic mai bine: http://www.hp.com/united-states/campaigns/envy/envy15.html sursa]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Cum vinde Apple un laptop:<br />
<a target="_blank" href="http://www.apple.com/macbookair/" >http://www.apple.com/macbookair/</a><br />
<a href="http://dmax.ro/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/apple_laptop.png"  class="highslide-image" onclick="return hs.expand(this);"><img src="http://dmax.ro/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/apple_laptop-520x618.png" alt="" title="apple_laptop" width="520" height="618" class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-15485" /></a></p>
<p>Cum vinde HP un laptop:<br />
<a target="_blank" href="http://www.shopping.hp.com/webapp/shopping/computer_series.do?storeName=computer_store&#038;category=notebooks&#038;series_name=ENVY14_series&#038;a1=Category&#038;v1=ENVY" >http://www.shopping.hp.com/webapp/shopping/computer_series.do? storeName=computer_store&#038;category=notebooks&#038;series_name=ENVY14_series&#038;a1=Category&#038;v1=ENVY</a><br />
<a href="http://dmax.ro/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/hp_laptop.png"  class="highslide-image" onclick="return hs.expand(this);"><img src="http://dmax.ro/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/hp_laptop-520x618.png" alt="" title="hp_laptop" width="520" height="618" class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-15486" /></a></p>
<p>HP are si pagina de prezentare a produsului care arata un pic mai bine:<span id="more-15484"></span><br />
<a target="_blank" href="http://www.hp.com/united-states/campaigns/envy/envy15.html" >http://www.hp.com/united-states/campaigns/envy/envy15.html</a><br />
<a href="http://dmax.ro/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/hp_envy_laptop.png"  class="highslide-image" onclick="return hs.expand(this);"><img src="http://dmax.ro/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/hp_envy_laptop-520x308.png" alt="" title="hp_envy_laptop" width="520" height="308" class="alignleft size-medium wp-image-15487" /></a></p>
<p><a target="_blank" href="https://twitter.com/#!/sdw/statuses/160136677237596160" >sursa</a></p>
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		<title>Gateshead Millennium Bridge</title>
		<link>http://dmax.ro/2012/02/gateshead-millennium-bridge/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 03 Feb 2012 08:20:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dorin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Video]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[constructie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[interesant]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Podul se afla in Newcastle, pentru mai multe detalii: wikipedia.org/wiki/Gateshead_Millennium_Bridge http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7nXXy1NhpM http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q54VKT_mZfI]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Podul se afla in Newcastle, pentru mai multe detalii: <a target="_blank" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gateshead_Millennium_Bridge" >wikipedia.org/wiki/Gateshead_Millennium_Bridge</a></p>
<p><a target="_blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7nXXy1NhpM" >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7nXXy1NhpM</a></p>
<p><a target="_blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q54VKT_mZfI" >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q54VKT_mZfI</a></p>
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		<title>Capul zmeului</title>
		<link>http://dmax.ro/2012/02/capul-zmeului/</link>
		<comments>http://dmax.ro/2012/02/capul-zmeului/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 14:04:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dorin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Imagini]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[cartoons]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fat frumos]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Făt-Frumos vine la rege: - Mi-am îndeplinit promisiunea, uite aici capul zmeului. - Da, ok, si eu imi tin promisiunea. Uite aici mâna printesei! Sursa imagine]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://dmax.ro/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/balaur.jpg"  class="highslide-image" onclick="return hs.expand(this);"><img src="http://dmax.ro/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/balaur-135x135.jpg" alt="" title="balaur" width="135" height="135" class="imgl" /></a> Făt-Frumos vine la rege:<br />
- Mi-am îndeplinit promisiunea, uite aici capul zmeului.<br />
- Da, ok, si eu imi tin promisiunea. Uite aici mâna printesei!</p>
<p><a target="_blank" href="http://drawsketch.about.com/library/bl-draw-dragon-head.htm" >Sursa imagine</a></p>
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		<title>Selectie naturala</title>
		<link>http://dmax.ro/2012/02/selectie-naturala/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 09:33:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dorin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Video]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fotbal]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mizerie]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[prostie]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[74 de oameni au murit şi alţi 1.000 au fost răniţi în urma violenţelor izbucnite după un meci de fotbal, în oraşul Port Said. Confruntările au avut loc între suporterii echipelor Al-Masri şi Al-Ahli. Citiţi mai mult: TRAGEDIA DIN EGIPT: 74 de morţi în urma violenţelor de la Port Said. &#8220;Ne-au atacat cu săbii și [...]]]></description>
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74 de oameni au murit şi alţi 1.000 au fost răniţi în urma violenţelor izbucnite după un meci de fotbal, în oraşul Port Said. Confruntările au avut loc între suporterii echipelor Al-Masri şi Al-Ahli.</p>
<p>Citiţi mai mult: TRAGEDIA DIN EGIPT: 74 de morţi în urma violenţelor de la Port Said. &#8220;Ne-au atacat cu săbii și cuțite&#8221; | VIDEO &#8211; Fotbal extern > EVZ.ro <a target="_blank" href="http://www.evz.ro/detalii/stiri/tragedie-pe-stadion-peste-70-de-morti-in-violente-izbucnite-dupa-un-meci-de-fotbal-in-egi-9644.html#ixzz1lDPuXato" >http://www.evz.ro/detalii/stiri/tragedie-pe-stadion-peste-70-de-morti-in-violente-izbucnite-dupa-un-meci-de-fotbal-in-egi-9644.html#ixzz1lDPuXato</a>
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<p><a target="_blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBvt9tUeauU" >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PBvt9tUeauU</a></p>
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		<title>Pizza bucuria homosexualului</title>
		<link>http://dmax.ro/2012/02/pizza-bucuria-homosexualului/</link>
		<comments>http://dmax.ro/2012/02/pizza-bucuria-homosexualului/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Feb 2012 09:55:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dorin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Imagini]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mancare]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[original]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[pizza]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rromania]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un restaurant din Gura Humorului Pizza simfonica Pizza soarta lu&#8217; Puiu Pizza trantorului Pizza colesterol Pizza Bucuria homosexualului Pizza cu nimic Pizza mare branza Pizza sa planga cand o scoti Pizza ca la mama lu&#8217; Don Corleone Pizza de nu-i trebuie nimanui Pizza Aoleo Pizza Credinciosului Pizza mananci aici si mori acasa Pizza la bomba [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<h3>Un restaurant din Gura Humorului</h3>
<p>Pizza simfonica<br />
Pizza soarta lu&#8217; Puiu<br />
Pizza trantorului<br />
Pizza colesterol<br />
<strong>Pizza Bucuria homosexualului</strong><br />
Pizza cu nimic<br />
<strong>Pizza mare branza</strong><br />
Pizza sa planga cand o scoti<br />
Pizza ca la mama lu&#8217; Don Corleone<br />
Pizza de nu-i trebuie nimanui<br />
Pizza Aoleo<br />
<strong>Pizza Credinciosului</strong><br />
Pizza mananci aici si mori acasa<br />
Pizza la bomba de la noi din tara<br />
Pizza mini &#8211; cand te dispera copilul<br />
<strong>Pizza din ziua de salariu</strong><br />
Pizza de cati bani am<br />
Pizza la plic &#8211; da&#8217; mai scumpa<br />
<strong>Pizza taranului venit din Italia</strong></p>
<p><img src="http://dmax.ro/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/pizza-simfonica.jpg" alt="" title="pizza simfonica" width="460" height="1130" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-15464" /><br />
<img src="http://dmax.ro/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/bucuria-homosexualului.jpg" alt="" title="bucuria homosexualului" width="476" height="1107" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-15465" /><br />
<img src="http://dmax.ro/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/mama-lu-don-corleone.jpg" alt="" title="mama lu don corleone" width="470" height="1070" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-15466" /><br />
<img src="http://dmax.ro/wp-content/uploads/2012/02/pizza-din-ziua-de-salariu.jpg" alt="" title="pizza din ziua de salariu" width="480" height="1190" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-15467" /></p>
<p>Sursa &#8211; http://www.vestea.us/?p=635 (fara link, ca nu merge)</p>
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		<title>Viagra</title>
		<link>http://dmax.ro/2012/01/viagra-2/</link>
		<comments>http://dmax.ro/2012/01/viagra-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Jan 2012 08:56:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dorin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bancuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[mancare]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[sex]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[viagra]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Femeie isi intreaba sotul ce ar vrea pentru micul dejun: - Niste ochiuri cu sunca? Suc de grapefruit si o ceasca de cafea? El refuza: - Nimic, cred ca de la Viagra mi-am pierdut pofta de mancare. La pranz, ea il intreaba din nou: - O ciorbica de burta? Un gratar cu cartofi prajiti? Niste [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://dmax.ro/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/viagra.jpg"  class="highslide-image" onclick="return hs.expand(this);"><img src="http://dmax.ro/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/viagra-135x135.jpg" alt="" title="viagra" width="135" height="135" class="imgl" /></a>Femeie isi intreaba sotul ce ar vrea pentru micul dejun:<br />
- Niste ochiuri cu sunca? Suc de grapefruit si o ceasca de cafea?<br />
El refuza:<br />
- Nimic, cred ca de la Viagra mi-am pierdut pofta de mancare.<br />
La pranz, ea il intreaba din nou:<br />
- O ciorbica de burta? Un gratar cu cartofi prajiti? Niste berici?<br />
El refuza:<br />
- Nimic, cred ca de la Viagra mi-am pierdut pofta de mancare.<br />
Seara la cina, ea vine din nou cu oferta:<br />
- O slaninuta buna cu ceapa rosie? Un pic de telemea cu rosii? Niste vinut?<br />
El refuza:<br />
- Nimic, cred ca de la Viagra mi-am pierdut pofta de mancare.<br />
Ea explodeaza:<br />
- Atunci da-te un pic jos de pe mine ca eu mor de foame!</p>
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		<title>Broasca si touch screen-ul</title>
		<link>http://dmax.ro/2012/01/broasca-si-touch-screen-ul/</link>
		<comments>http://dmax.ro/2012/01/broasca-si-touch-screen-ul/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 11:45:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dorin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Video]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[animal planet]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Jocuri]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ouch]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[touchscreen]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbNl3J8HXw4 bazaconii.com via humor]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbNl3J8HXw4" >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbNl3J8HXw4</a></p>
<p><a target="_blank" href="http://www.bazaconii.com/2012/01/un-smartphone-o-broasca-si-un-deget-in-plus.html" >bazaconii.com</a> via humor</p>
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		<title>Luzarii de pe Electrolizei</title>
		<link>http://dmax.ro/2012/01/luzarii-de-pe-electrolizei/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 08:30:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dorin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Video]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[otv]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rromania]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[scurt metraj]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Episodul 6: Croissant geopolitic http://www.trilulilu.ro/canal/luzarii]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>Episodul 6: Croissant geopolitic</strong><br />
<iframe width="448" height="386" src="http://www.trilulilu.ro/embed/bulanmedia/fa0209136ec73f" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br />
<a target="_blank" href="http://www.trilulilu.ro/canal/luzarii"  title="divertisment">http://www.trilulilu.ro/canal/luzarii</a></p>
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		<title>Găsit într-o poză de 45 de Gigapixeli</title>
		<link>http://dmax.ro/2012/01/gasit-intr-o-poza-de-45-de-gigapixeli/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 09:41:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dorin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Imagini]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[dubai]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fail]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[geek]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[gigapixeli]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[http://gigapan.org/gigapans/48492: In Dubai, prins cu fapta-n mână via 9gag]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="http://gigapan.org/gigapans/48492" >http://gigapan.org/gigapans/48492</a>: In Dubai, prins cu fapta-n mână <img src='http://dmax.ro/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_biggrin.gif' alt=':D' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
<img src="http://dmax.ro/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/found.jpg" alt="" title="found" width="700" height="1615" class="alignleft size-full wp-image-15435" /><br />
via <a target="_blank" href="http://9gag.com/gag/2070417" >9gag</a></p>
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		<title>Zăpada din Bucuresti</title>
		<link>http://dmax.ro/2012/01/zapada-din-bucuresti/</link>
		<comments>http://dmax.ro/2012/01/zapada-din-bucuresti/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jan 2012 21:07:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dorin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Imagini]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Video]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Bucuresti]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[canada]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[zapada]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[(sursa foto: gandul.info) 1. Cum fac alţii deszăpezirea (Deszăpezire profesionistă în Canada): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiQJRCJC8-8 2. Se poate şi mai rău]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://dmax.ro/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/zapada.jpg"  class="highslide-image" onclick="return hs.expand(this);"><img src="http://dmax.ro/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/zapada-135x135.jpg" alt="" title="zapada" width="135" height="135" class="imgl" /></a> </p>
<p>(sursa foto: <a target="_blank" href="http://www.gandul.info/news/boc-la-lopata-pe-a1-peste-1-000-de-masini-blocate-in-zapada-armata-intervine-pentru-deszapezire-un-barbat-blocat-in-masina-a-murit-din-cauza-frigului-9175859/galerie" >gandul.info</a>)<br />
1. Cum fac alţii deszăpezirea (<a href="http://dmax.ro/2010/01/deszapezire-profesionista-in-canada/" >Deszăpezire profesionistă în Canada</a>):</p>
<p><a target="_blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiQJRCJC8-8" >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YiQJRCJC8-8</a></p>
<p>2. <a href="http://dmax.ro/2010/01/multa-zapada/" >Se poate şi mai rău</a></p>
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