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	<title>DMax - Distracţie maximă</title>
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	<description>Cine se trezeşte de dimineaţă râde mai bine</description>
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		<title>Schimb valutar</title>
		<link>http://dmax.ro/2012/05/schimb-valutar/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 May 2012 09:24:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[bani]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[film]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rromania]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Un film romanesc bun, de week-end. Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6f7yCV4BxxQ Disponibil in intregime pe YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNxm2h0qee4]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Un film romanesc bun, de week-end.<br />
Trailer:</p>
<p><a target="_blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6f7yCV4BxxQ" >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6f7yCV4BxxQ</a></p>
<p>Disponibil in intregime pe YouTube:</p>
<p><a target="_blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNxm2h0qee4" >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pNxm2h0qee4</a></p>
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		<title>Fotografii la rasarit</title>
		<link>http://dmax.ro/2012/05/fotografii-la-rasarit/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 May 2012 07:51:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dorin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Imagini]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[fotografii]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[natura]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rasarit]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[inspirationfeed.com: 30 Beautiful Examples of Sunrise Photography. #]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a target="_blank" href="http://inspirationfeed.com/2011/08/30-beautiful-examples-of-sunrise-photography/" >inspirationfeed.com: 30 Beautiful Examples of Sunrise Photography</a>.<br />
<a href="http://dmax.ro/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Tokyo-Japan.jpg"  class="highslide-image" onclick="return hs.expand(this);"><img src="http://dmax.ro/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/Tokyo-Japan-520x346.jpg" alt="" title="Tokyo-Japan" width="520" height="346" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-15904" /></a><br />
<a target="_blank" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/altus/" >#</a></p>
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		<title>Caricaturi de la Kamikaze</title>
		<link>http://dmax.ro/2012/05/caricaturi-de-la-kamikaze/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 May 2012 08:30:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Imagini]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[invatamant]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[kamikaze]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[rromania]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Pe marginea scandalului din invatamantul romanesc 1. Propunerea Kamikaze pentru postul de ministru al invatamantului: Nu stie sa citeasca, deci nu vede greselile gramaticale. Nu stie sa scrie, deci nu plagiaza. Si nu-i plac camerele video nici in supermarketuri. Marean e ministrul ideal la invatamant. 2. Propunerea curenta pentru postul de ministru al invatamantului. Si [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Pe marginea scandalului din invatamantul romanesc</p>
<p>1. Propunerea Kamikaze pentru postul de ministru al invatamantului:</p>
<blockquote><p>
Nu stie sa citeasca, deci nu vede greselile gramaticale.<br />
Nu stie sa scrie, deci nu plagiaza.<br />
Si nu-i plac camerele video nici in supermarketuri.<br />
Marean e ministrul ideal la invatamant.
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<p><a href="http://dmax.ro/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/garantat-vanghelie.jpg"  class="highslide-image" onclick="return hs.expand(this);"><img src="http://dmax.ro/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/garantat-vanghelie-520x764.jpg" alt="" title="garantat vanghelie" width="520" height="764" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-15896" /></a></p>
<p>2. Propunerea curenta pentru postul de ministru al invatamantului. Si rugamintea fierbinte a unui elev de clasa a XII-a:</p>
<blockquote><p>
Domnul Ioan,va rog din suflet,spun cu lacrimi in ochi aceste cuvinte.va rog din suflet,interzice-ti functionarea camerelor web,anul acesta la bacalaureat.sunt clasa a XII-a si mi-e teama de ce va fii.sunt pregatit pentru examenul maturitaii dar nu suta la suta…nu toti copii pot.va rog din suflet.orice copil de clasa a XII-a asteapta cu sufletul la gura o decizie favorabila noua.si noi avem dreptul la sansa.va rugam frumos!<br />
-<a target="_blank" href="http://blog.ioan-mang.ro/2012/04/transmisiune-live/#comment-551" >link</a>
</p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://dmax.ro/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/mang.jpg"  class="highslide-image" onclick="return hs.expand(this);"><img src="http://dmax.ro/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/mang-520x504.jpg" alt="" title="mang" width="520" height="504" class="alignnone size-medium wp-image-15897" /></a></p>
<p>3. O problemă care se va da in acest an la BAC:<br />
<a href="http://dmax.ro/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/inot.jpg"  class="highslide-image" onclick="return hs.expand(this);"><img src="http://dmax.ro/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/inot.jpg" alt="" title="mang" width="520" height="504" class="alignnone" /></a></p>
<p>Sursa fotografii &#8211; <a target="_blank" href="http://www.facebook.com/media/set/?set=a.10150372064349746.429560.395542559745" >Kamikaze Wall Photos</a></p>
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		<title>Cum se trezeste un copil</title>
		<link>http://dmax.ro/2012/05/cum-se-trezeste-un-copil/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 14 May 2012 07:44:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Video]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[auto]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[kinder]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[muzica]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Cu Nirvana http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRm8RmNGFq4 Vezi si cum se linisteste pe Bob Marley: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buFXaDTZvkw]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Cu Nirvana <img src='http://dmax.ro/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p><a target="_blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRm8RmNGFq4&#038;fmt=18" >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oRm8RmNGFq4</a></p>
<p>Vezi si cum se linisteste pe Bob Marley:</p>
<p><a target="_blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buFXaDTZvkw&#038;fmt=18" >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=buFXaDTZvkw</a></p>
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		<title>Stan și Bran la bătrânețe</title>
		<link>http://dmax.ro/2012/05/stan-si-bran-la-batranete/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 11 May 2012 07:42:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Imagini]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Video]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[la trecut]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[stan si bran]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Stan Laurel (1890–1965) Oliver Hardy (1892–1957) Filmul este realizat in 1956, cu un an inainte de moartea lui Ollie (Bran). Timpul trece peste toti&#8230; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYAeYj8-G4w Stan și Bran, la bătrânețe. ULTIMELE IMAGINI cu cei doi &#8211; Media &#62; EVZ.ro Scena cu pianul: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWm0nXJYLmk Conform finddeath.com, scarile exista si astazi in Los Angeles, la adresa 923-27 [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Stan Laurel (1890–1965)<br />
Oliver Hardy (1892–1957)<br />
Filmul este realizat in 1956, cu un an inainte de moartea lui Ollie (Bran). Timpul trece peste toti&#8230; <img src='http://dmax.ro/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_neutral.gif' alt=':|' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p><a target="_blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYAeYj8-G4w" >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYAeYj8-G4w</a></p>
<p><a target="_blank" href="http://www.evz.ro/detalii/stiri/stan-si-bran-la-batranete-ultimele-imagini-cu-cei-doi-976338.html" >Stan și Bran, la bătrânețe. ULTIMELE IMAGINI cu cei doi &#8211; Media &gt; EVZ.ro</a></p>
<p>Scena cu pianul: </p>
<p><a target="_blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWm0nXJYLmk" >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UWm0nXJYLmk</a></p>
<p>Conform <a target="_blank" href="http://www.findadeath.com/Deceased/l/Laurel%20and%20Hardy/stan_laurel_and_oliver_hardy.htm" >finddeath.com</a>, scarile exista si astazi in Los Angeles, la adresa <a target="_blank" href="http://maps.google.com/maps?q=923-27+South+Vendome+Street,+LA,+CA,+United+States&#038;hl=en&#038;ll=34.082539,-118.274431&#038;spn=0.00742,0.016512&#038;sll=37.0625,-95.677068&#038;sspn=57.292148,135.263672&#038;oq=923-27+Vendome+St.++LA.+&#038;t=h&#038;hnear=923+N+Vendome+St,+Los+Angeles,+California+90026&#038;z=17&#038;layer=c&#038;cbll=34.083055,-118.275062&#038;panoid=wUsEFGkGeadwkKhwJF62Zw&#038;cbp=12,301.2,,0,1.75" >923-27 South Vendome Street, LA, CA, United States</a> (Street View)</p>
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		<title>Universul: de la mic la mare</title>
		<link>http://dmax.ro/2012/05/universul-de-la-mic-la-mare/</link>
		<comments>http://dmax.ro/2012/05/universul-de-la-mic-la-mare/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 May 2012 07:40:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Dorin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Imagini]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[interesant]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[univers]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[O animatie flash care simuleaza dimensiunile universului observabil: de la electron la galaxii: http://htwins.net/scale2/]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>O animatie flash care simuleaza dimensiunile universului observabil: de la electron la galaxii:<br />
<a target="_blank" href="http://htwins.net/scale2/" >http://htwins.net/scale2/</a></p>
<p><a href="http://dmax.ro/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/proton.png"  class="highslide-image" onclick="return hs.expand(this);"><img src="http://dmax.ro/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/proton-135x135.png" alt="" title="proton" width="135" height="135" class="alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-15875" /></a> <a href="http://dmax.ro/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/galaxy.png"  class="highslide-image" onclick="return hs.expand(this);"><img src="http://dmax.ro/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/galaxy-135x135.png" alt="" title="galaxy" width="135" height="135" class="alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-15876" /></a></p>
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		<title>Ronnie O&#8217;Sullivan</title>
		<link>http://dmax.ro/2012/05/ronnie-osullivan/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 May 2012 11:11:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Video]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[magic]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[ronnie o'sullivan]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[snooker]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A castigat aseara al patrulea titlu al carierei, dupa cele din 2001, 2004, 2008. Iata cum a castigat frame-ul al 7-lea, intr-un moment cand finala era inca echilibrata (scor 3-3): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9jT4M1MeO8]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>A castigat aseara al patrulea titlu al carierei, dupa cele din 2001, 2004, 2008.<br />
<img src="http://dmax.ro/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/IMG_2438-558x305.jpg" alt="" title="ronnie o&#039;sullivan" width="558" height="305" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-15872" /><br />
Iata cum a castigat frame-ul al 7-lea, intr-un moment cand finala era inca echilibrata (scor 3-3):</p>
<p><a target="_blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9jT4M1MeO8" >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v9jT4M1MeO8</a></p>
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		<title>Salutari din Bruges</title>
		<link>http://dmax.ro/2012/05/salutari-din-bruges/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 May 2012 08:00:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Imagini]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bruges]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[via flux machine.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://dmax.ro/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/bruges.gif" alt="" title="bruges" width="500" height="579" class="alignnone size-full wp-image-15866" /><br />
via <a target="_blank" href="http://fluxmachine.tumblr.com/post/11399823323/bruges" >flux machine</a>.</p>
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		<title>Nu te urca la volan dupa ce ai baut!</title>
		<link>http://dmax.ro/2012/05/nu-te-urca-la-volan-dupa-ce-ai-baut/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 May 2012 07:32:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Video]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[auto]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[bautura]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[campanii]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[original]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[yoga]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[O campanie cu cap a Politie Romane adresata celor care conduc sub influenta bauturilor alcoolice. Un grup de bocitoare ii asteptau pe cei care ieseau dintr-un bar si se urcau in masina. Apoi incepeau sa ii boceasca: Un&#8217; te duci, tu, maică, dragă, De ce stai întins pe stradă? Piei Satană cu venin, Tu i-ai [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>O campanie cu cap a Politie Romane adresata celor care conduc sub influenta bauturilor alcoolice. Un grup de bocitoare ii asteptau pe cei care ieseau dintr-un bar si se urcau in masina. Apoi incepeau sa ii boceasca:</p>
<blockquote><p>
Un&#8217; te duci, tu, maică, dragă,<br />
De ce stai întins pe stradă?<br />
Piei Satană cu venin,<br />
Tu i-ai dat alcool din plin,<br />
Mi l-ai luat de la lumină<br />
şi l-ai suit în maşină,<br />
Primeşte-l tu Doamne sus,<br />
C-a băut şi a condus
</p></blockquote>
<p>La masina, pe conducatorii auto ii asteptau prosoape legate la oglinda <img src='http://dmax.ro/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
<p><a target="_blank" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UsJJYGM5cg&#038;fmt=18" >http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UsJJYGM5cg</a></p>
<p><a target="_blank" href="http://www.evz.ro/detalii/stiri/bocitoare-care-ii-plang-preventiv-pe-cei-ce-se-urca-bauti-la-volan-video-979105.html" >Bocitoare care îi plâng preventiv pe cei ce se urcă băuţi la volan | VIDEO &#8211; Viata &gt; EVZ.ro</a>.</p>
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		<title>La birou</title>
		<link>http://dmax.ro/2012/05/la-birou-4/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 May 2012 07:16:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Imagini]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[birou]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[muncă]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I Hate My Job Gallery : theCHIVE.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://dmax.ro/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/hate-my-job-4.jpg"  class="highslide-image" onclick="return hs.expand(this);"><img src="http://dmax.ro/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/hate-my-job-4-135x135.jpg" alt="" title="hate-my-job-4" width="135" height="135" class="alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-15858" /></a> <a href="http://dmax.ro/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/hate-my-job-19.jpg"  class="highslide-image" onclick="return hs.expand(this);"><img src="http://dmax.ro/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/hate-my-job-19-135x135.jpg" alt="" title="hate-my-job-19" width="135" height="135" class="alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-15859" /></a> <a href="http://dmax.ro/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/hate-my-job-24.jpg"  class="highslide-image" onclick="return hs.expand(this);"><img src="http://dmax.ro/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/hate-my-job-24-135x135.jpg" alt="" title="hate-my-job-24" width="135" height="135" class="alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-15860" /></a> <a href="http://dmax.ro/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/hate-my-job-27.jpg"  class="highslide-image" onclick="return hs.expand(this);"><img src="http://dmax.ro/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/hate-my-job-27-135x135.jpg" alt="" title="hate-my-job-27" width="135" height="135" class="alignnone size-thumbnail wp-image-15861" /></a><br />
<a target="_blank" href="http://thechive.com/2012/04/03/i-hate-my-job-31-photos-3/" >I Hate My Job Gallery : theCHIVE</a>.</p>
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