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CV-ul in stil Amazon

Un cv realizat dupa modelul unui produs Amazon: An Amaz-ing Resume.
Cv-ul disponibil inca pe phildub.com a fost viral la inceputul lui Februarie 2013. Intre timp, posesorul CV-ului si-a gasit un job.
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1.3M unique visitors, from 219 countries
(reached 1M on Feb 1st, after only 8 days)
39,000 facebook likes
1,100 emails received
800 linkedin connection requests
2,149 twitter mentions (and thousands of related tweets; haven’t found a reliable way to count them yet)
704 different referring domains
A few figures

Glume cu matematicieni

A physicist, a biologist, and a mathematician are sitting on a bench across from a house. They watch as two people go into the house, and then a little later, three people walk out.
The physicist says, “The initial measurement was incorrect.”
The biologist says, “They must have reproduced.”
And the mathematician says, “If exactly one person enters that house, it will be empty.”

***

Infinitely many mathematicians walk into a bar. The first says, “I’ll have a beer.” The second says, “I’ll have half a beer.” The third says, “I’ll have a quarter of a beer.” The barman pulls out just two beers. The mathematicians are all like, “That’s all you’re giving us? How drunk do you expect us to get on that?” The bartender says, “Come on guys. Know your limits.”

***

An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer. The second orders half a beer. The third orders a third of a beer. The bartender bellows, “Get the hell out of here, are you trying to ruin me?”

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