Vremea – cu Norton Antivirus

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Distracţie maximă – În fiecare zi

Cică un blogger se duce la spovedanie şi-i spune preotului:
“Părinte, vreau să-mi mărturisesc păcatele”. Iar preotul spune:
“Nu e nevoie fiule să-mi spui nimic: ţi-am citit blogul!”

Using Windows on the Internet is like having a unprotected sex with a
member of the opposite sex you met in a club. Looks good enough for
you, does what you need it to, but the risk of infection is high.Using Linux on the internet is like having unprotected sex with a cow.
It’s harder to catch a compatible infection, but it’s ugly and unlikely
to play any of the games you’d like it to.