DMax – Distracţie maximă

S-ar putea să se întâmple

Sotul isi conduce sotia la aeroport si ii ureaza “Drum bun!”. Sotia ii multumeste si
il intreaba ce vrea sa-i aduca. Sotul rade si spune ca vrea o italianca. Femeia a
tacut si a plecat. Peste doua saptamani sotul se duce sa o ia de la aeroport si
o intreaba cum a fost calatoria. Apoi intreaba ce s-a intamplat cu cadoul lui. Ea
il intreaba:
“Ce cadou?”
“Cel pe care ti l-am cerut! O italianca!”
“O, acela…”, a raspuns ea. “Am facut tot ce am putut, acum trebuie sa asteptam
noua luni sa vedem daca e fata.”

Un bărbat vine de la băutură cu prietenii, intra în casă şi strigă:
- Femeie, spune cine-i şefu-n casa asta?
Nevastă-sa îi altoieste scurt un dos de palmă peste faţă. Barbatul răspunde spăşit:
- Ce, n-am voie nici să întreb?!!…

1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It’s triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy 5 years ago.

2. Good: Your wife is not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She is a Lawyer.

3. Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He’s involved with the woman next door.
Ugly: So are you.

4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room.
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You’re in them.

5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can’t find your birth control pills.
Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.

6. Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He’s a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you.

7. Good: You give the “birds and bees” talk to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections.

8. Good: The postman’s early.
Bad: He’s wearing fatigues and carrying a gun.
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.

9. Good: Your son is dating someone new.
Bad: It’s another man.
Ugly: He’s your best friend.

10. Good: Your daughter got a new job.
Bad: As a hooker.
Ugly: Your co-workers are her best clients.
Way Ugly: She makes more money than you do!