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Găsit într-o poză de 45 de Gigapixeli

Dorin — Fri, 27 Jan 2012 09:41:09 +0000

http://gigapan.org/gigapans/48492: In Dubai, prins cu fapta-n mână

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La psihiatru

Dorin — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 22:27:44 +0000

Cabinetul unui psihiatru. Se deschide usa si intra un barbat, in patru labe cu ceva in gura.
Psihiatrul : – Vai! Cine a venit la noi? O pisicuta?
Barbatul se taraie pana in coltul cabinetului. Doctorul il urmareste.
- Un catelus?
Barbatul trece cu mana pe langa perete si se taraie in celalalt colt. Doctorul nu renunta:
- Ah! Cred ca e un arici! Nu? O broasca testoasa?
Barbatul scoate cablul din gura si zice:
- Auzi, ma lasi sa-ti instalez netu’?!…

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Inghetata!

Dorin — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 09:22:39 +0000

Cablul HDMI cu diamante

Dorin — Wed, 28 Dec 2011 11:12:44 +0000

Doar 1095 de dolari
De la Best Buy: AudioQuest – Diamond 3.3′ High-Speed HDMI Cable – Dark Gray/Black
Si review-urile:

My wife requested a diamond chain for Christmas, but I couldn’t find anything acceptable for less than $2000. Therefore, I was thrilled when I stumbled across this AudioQuest Diamond 3.3′ High-Speed HDMI Cable – Dark Gray/Black for the low price of only $1,095! I quickly placed my order and took advantage of the 36 month special financing.
My wife opened this Christmas morning, and was understandably blown away! I’ve never gotten a reaction like that for a present before.
This diamond cable looks beautiful around her neck. The best part is that I can also use it to view Planet Earth in HD on my 15″ CRT when she’s not wearing it. What a fabulous product!
What’s great about it: Wife thinks I’m a god
What’s not so great: Hard to live up to this present next Christmas
-link screenshot

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Trei idei de cadouri de sarbatori

Dorin — Thu, 22 Dec 2011 16:00:03 +0000

Vezi pe noul optimist.ro detalii despre pret!

Logo-uri facute in Comic Sans

Dorin — Tue, 13 Dec 2011 16:20:32 +0000

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Hi, I have a blog!

Dorin — Fri, 02 Dec 2011 09:16:14 +0000

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Idei de auto-reply pentru vacanta

Dorin — Thu, 01 Dec 2011 10:04:57 +0000

1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.

2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t have received anything at all.

3. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from holiday on 4 April. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.

4. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.

5. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try pending again. (The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over).

6. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.

7. I’ve run away to join a different circus.

8. I will be out of the office for the next two weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as ‘Margaret’ instead of ‘Dave’

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Statistici ingrijoratoare [infografic]

Dorin — Thu, 24 Nov 2011 10:26:18 +0000

16% of Cellphones Have Poop on Them.

Brand Keyboard

admin — Tue, 25 Oct 2011 08:26:29 +0000

Brand Keyboard « Ignacio Pilotto.