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Prin Bluetooth

Whenever you receive a call, the watch instantly produces the name of the caller scrolling across the digital display. Double tapping the face mutes the call alarm saving you the trouble of frantically turning out your pockets or tearing through a bag. Similarly, e-mail alerts show up as a specific addresses, and you’ll get notifications for text messages and two separate bars (on the upper right and left corners) that display your received call and email counts.

What Using Casio’s Wireless Watch of the Future Is Like.

My other PC is your PC
I’m listening to Alice and Bob’s conversation
My other laptop is secure
1+1=11
Backups are for wimps
I’ll show you my password if you show me yours…
Life’s too short for long passwords
I have a spare hand for a TCP handshake
Aren’t you tired of being a man in the middle?
Mom, send money
azerty123 is *not* a secure password
I’m running Antivirus XP 2008
I am piggybacking your WiFi
I’ve forgotten your password again, could you remind me?
My computer has a greater purpose; it is trying to improve people’s sex life
I went looking for pr0n and all I got was this lousy rootkit
Abort / Retry / Order pizza
Data on this laptop is encrypted, but on that USB stick it’s not
My finger print is encrypted
I’m using too strong encryption to enter to the USA

Ah yes, Google Maps said I would find you here

Delete C:\WINDOWS\SYSTEM32 for added stability

Malware Inside

I’d like to know you better; please tell me your password

Chuck Norris does not need antivirus

I’m in ur base killing ur doodz

Hello, my password is ******

Email me at info@bulk-mailer.org

Honey, let’s get wild and do it without protection

Gone Phishing