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Câteva cu Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris vs Superman

Mulţi oameni au pijamale cu Superman. Superman are pijamale cu Chuck Norris.
Cine e mai tare? Superman sau Chuck Norris? Chuck Norris s-a batut cu Superman.
Nu se stie cine a castigat, dar perdantul a trebuit sa poarte chilotii pe deasupra pantalonilor.

Chuck Norris si matematica

Chuck Norris counted to infinity … Twice.
Chuck Norris is able to divide by zero.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Chuck Norris can speak Braille.
Chuck Norris does not read books. He just stares them down until they give him the information he wants.
Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim through dry land.
Chuck Norris doesn’t dodge bullets, bullets dodge Chuck Norris.
There is no such thing as evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
When Chuck Norris is entering a room he is not turning the lights on. He turns the darkness off.