India vs Pakistan
India and Pakistan recently realized that, if they continued political
tension, they would some day end up destroying each other.
So they sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with a dog fight.
The negotiators agreed that each country would
take five years to develop the best fighting dog they could. The dog that won
the fight would earn its country the right to rule Kashmir.
The losing side would have to lay down its arms.
The Pakistanis found the biggest, meanest Dobermans and Rottweilers in the
world. They bred them together and then crossed their offspring with the
meanest Siberian wolves. They selected only the biggest, strongest puppy from
each litter, killed all the other puppies and fed the lone dog all of the milk.
They used steroids and trainers in their quest for the perfect killing machine,
until, after the five years were up, they had a dog that needed iron prison
bars on his cage. Only the trainers could handle this beast.
When the day of the big fight arrived, the Indians showed up with a strange
animal: It was a nine-foot-long Dachshund. Everyone felt sorry for the Indians.
No one else thought this weird animal stood a chance against the growling beast
in the Pakistani camp. The bookies predicted that Pakistan would win in less than a minute.
The cages were opened. The dachshund waddled toward the centre of the ring.
The Pakistani dog leapt from his cage and charged the giant wiener-dog. As he got
to within an inch of the Indian dog, the dachshund opened its jaws and
swallowed the Pakistani beast in one bite.. There was nothing left but a small
bit of fur from the killer dog’s tail.
The Pakistanis approached the Indians, shaking their heads in disbelief.
“We do not understand. Our top scientists and breeders worked for five
years with the meanest, biggest Dobermans and Rottweilers. They developed a
“Really?” the Indians replied. “We had our top plastic surgeons
working for five years to make an alligator look like a dachshund”.