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When I were a lad, Momma would send me down to t’corner store wi’
a dollar, and I’d come back wi’ five pounds o’ potatoes, two loaves
o’ bread, three pints o’ milk, a pound o’ cheese, a packet o’ tea, an’
‘alf a dozen eggs. Yer can’t do that now. Too many damm security cameras.