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- When cheese gets it’s picture taken, what does it say?
- When someone asks you, A penny for your thoughts, and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?
- If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted?
- When someone is impatient and says, “I haven’t got all day,” I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?
- I thought about how mothers feed their babies with tiny little spoons and forks so I wondered, what do Chinese mothers use? Toothpicks?
- If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?
- Is a vegetarian permitted to eat animal crackers?
- What if there were no hypothetical questions?
- Frisbeetarianism is the belief that when you die, your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck.
- Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong.