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De ce au piraţii un ochi lipsă

One day a pirate and a bartender were talking to each other in a bar. The bartender asked the pirate, “Where did ya get that peg leg from?”

The pirate responded, “We were sailing the seas when a big old shark came up to me while I was swimmin’ and bit off me leg.”

Later the bartender asked, “Where did you get that hook then?”

The pirate responded, “Well, me crew and I were in a battle and it got cut through the bone.”

The bartender then asked, “Then where did ya get the eye patch from?”

The pirate said, “In a harbor I looked at a gull flying over-head and it took a dump right
in me eye.”

The bartender was puzzled and asked the pirate, “How would that make you get an eye patch?”

The pirate responded, “First day with the hook.” 🙂

De aici.