Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.
Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A:! Because even back then men wouldn’t ask for directions ..LOL!!!
Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink…
Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving.
Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?
A: Who cares?????.. …(both are equally dense!!)
Q: What did God say after he created man?
A: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!! (Yea)
Q: What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business?
A: i) no mind ii) no business