Idei de auto-reply pentru vacanta
1. I am currently out at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Be prepared for my mood.
2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am out of the office. If I was in, chances are you wouldn’t have received anything at all.
3. I will be unable to delete all the unread, worthless emails you send me until I return from holiday on 4 April. Please be patient and your mail will be deleted in the order it was received.
4. Thank you for your email. Your credit card has been charged $5.99 for the first ten words and $1.99 for each additional word in your message.5. The e-mail server is unable to verify your server connection and is unable to deliver this message. Please restart your computer and try pending again. (The beauty of this is that when you return, you can see how many in-duh-viduals did this over and over).
6. Thank you for your message, which has been added to a queuing system. You are currently in 352nd place, and can expect to receive a reply in approximately 19 weeks.
7. I’ve run away to join a different circus.
8. I will be out of the office for the next two weeks for medical reasons. When I return, please refer to me as ‘Margaret’ instead of ‘Dave’
Primita pe mail 🙂
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Indienii au talent
Indian Talent Show – Warriors of Goja
If you wonder why india is overpopulated here’s the prove… mothrfkrs don’t get hurt… they just don’t die!
Cainele la cumparaturi
Un macelar vede intrand in magazinul sau un caine cu o bancnota de $10 si un bilet pe care scria: “10 antricoate de miel, va rog”. Amuzat, ia banii, pune antricoatele intr-o punga in gura cainelui, si inchide repede magazinul. Il urmareste pe caine si vede cum opreste la culoarea verde a semaforului, se asigura in ambele sensuri si traverseaza in statia de autobuz. Cainele verifica lista cu orarul si se aseaza pe banca. Cand autobuzul apare, se uita sa verifice numarul autobuzului, apoi se urca. Macelarul il urmeaza perplex. Dupa un timp, cainele se aseaza in fata, se pune pe labele din spate si apasa butonul “stop”, iar macelarul il urmeaza afara. Cainele alearga pana in fata unei case si lasa punga la intrare. Se intoarce pe alee, mai face o cursa si latra catre usa . Si latra, si latra… Niciun raspuns din spatele uşii. Atunci sare pe perete, alearga in jurul gradinii, se bate cu capul de geam, sare si asteapta din nou la usa . Un tip masiv iese injurand si bombanind cainele. Macelarul incepe sa strige la tip: “Ce dracului faci? Cainele asta e un geniu!” Stapanul ii raspunde:”Geniu, pe dracu… Este a doua oara saptamana asta cand isi uita cheia!”