Cine se trezeşte de dimineaţă râde mai bine

De sezon

De când a început să ningă, nevastă-mea stă non-stop şi se uită pe geam.
Dacă se înteţeşte cred că-i dau drumul în casă…

Pentru părinţi: verificaţi temele copiilor înainte să plece la şcoală!

Altfel, iată ce se poate întâmpla:

Dear Ms. Davis,

I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer.
I work at Home Depot and I told my daughter how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had, and then I found one more in the back room, and that several people were fighting over who would get it. Her picture doesn’t show me dancing around a pole. It’s supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot.
From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.

Mrs. Harrington