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Grigore Manivelă, la poarta raiului

Intr-o buna zi, la poarta raiului, un tip foarte suparat …
Sfintu Petru il intreaba:
– Ce-i fiule, care e problema?
– Pai, nu se poate domle, uita-te la mine, am 35 de ani, sanatos, puternic,
nu fumez, nu beau, nu sunt casatorit… seara ma culc linistit si dimineata
ma trezesc mort, in ceruri? Trebuie sa fie o greseala!
– Mmmm, nu s-a mai intimplat pina acum, da, in fine, sa vedem… cum zici
ca te cheama fiule?
– Manivela, Grigore Manivela…
– Si ce meserie zici ca ai avut ?
– Mecanic auto …
– Aha, gata, uite, am gasit fisa ta… pai s-a lamurit fiule, uite, aici scrie ca
ai murit de batrinete !
– De batrinete?!? cum de batrinete ?
– Pai da, ca am insumat orele de manopera din facturile tale, si a iesit ca ai peste 100 ani…

Ştii că trăieşti în 2009 atunci când…

1. You accidentally
enter your PIN on the microwave.

2. You haven’t
played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list
of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three.

4. You e-mail the
person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for
not staying in touch with friends and family is that they
don’t have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in
your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is
home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial
on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen

8. Leaving the house
without your cell phone, which you didn’t even have the first
20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic
and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in
the morning and go on line before getting your coffee

11. You start
tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12 You’re reading
this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you
know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

14. You are too busy
to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually
scrolled back up to check that there wasn’t a #9 on this list