Cine se trezeşte de dimineaţă râde mai bine
Batranul Smith zacea la pat foarte bolnav, atat de bolnav incat toata familia se adunase in jurul patului lui. Si asa cum se intampla de obicei cu rudele incercau cu totii sa-i ridice moralul:
– Cred ca ti-a revenit culoarea in obraji, spuse fiul.
– Mi se pare ca respiri mai usor, zise altul.
Imperturbabil, batranul raspunse:
– Multumesc lui Dumnezeu, ma bucur ca voi muri vindecat!…
Aseara in club am agatat o femeie mai in varsta. Arata foarte bine pt cei 50 de ani ai sai. Am baut putin (ok, putin mai mult), ne-am giugiulit putin si apoi ea m-a intrebat daca am practicat vreodata dubla sportivului.
‘Ce-i asta?’ am intrebat.
‘Asta înseamnă că faci dragoste si cu mama si cu fiica in acelasi timp’
‘Nu, n-am avut parte de asa ceva’, i-am raspuns si am inceput sa ma intreb cum arata fiica.
Am baut putin mai mult, apoi mi-a facut semn să mergem. ‘Asta-i noaptea mea norocoasa’ – gândeam eu pe drum. Am ajuns la ea acasa, am intrat, ea a aprins lumina in hol si a strigat:
‘Mama, eşti încă trează?…’
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after
eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.
The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, ‘Last night we went out to
a new restaurant and it was really great. I would recommend it very highly.’
The other man said, ‘What is the name of the restaurant?’
The first man thought and thought and finally said, ‘What is the name of
that flower you give to someone you love? You know… The one that’s red
and has thorns.’
‘Do you mean a rose?’
‘Yes, that’s the one,’ replied the man. He then turned towards the
kitchen and yelled, ‘Rose, what’s the name of that restaurant we went to
last night?’
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