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Prezervative româneşti pentru export
Americanii: -Puteti sa ne livrati 1 milion de pezervative?
Românii: -Da, bineînteles!
-Dar sa aiba dunga albastra pe ele!
-Nicio problema!
-Si sa fie de 25 de cm!
-Da… se rezolva!
Peste o luna, ajung prezervativele in SUA. Pe pachete scria: Made in Romania. Size: medium
Cele trei plicuri
IT manager starts a new position.
All goes well for a few weeks, then something big breaks. Lots of
pressure. Rooting around in his desk, he finds 3 envelopes. The first
is labeled “Open at the First Crisis”. On a whim, he opens it and the
note inside reads “Blame it on your Predecessor”. He decides to take
this advice and to his surprise, it works like a charm, management is
satisfied, he is given time to fix things.
Din natură
