Inghetata!

Cine se trezeşte de dimineaţă râde mai bine

Jelly Christmas! 😛
Nu da vesti importante prin SMS 🙂

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De 1 Ianuarie: Corneliu Vadim Tudor nu a putut fi găsit astăzi la birou. Se pare că e plecat cu sorcova…
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Un reporter il intreaba pe Vadim:
-Domnule Vadim ati fost la gradina zoollogica.
-Da, bineinteles.
-Cati ani?
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– E adevarat ca Vadim are sange de ungur?
– Da, pe capota masinii…
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Cum și-a speriat Vadim Tudor prietenii de Halloween? Nu și-a luat pastilele.
Doar 1095 de dolari 🙂
De la Best Buy: AudioQuest – Diamond 3.3′ High-Speed HDMI Cable – Dark Gray/Black
Si review-urile:
My wife requested a diamond chain for Christmas, but I couldn’t find anything acceptable for less than $2000. Therefore, I was thrilled when I stumbled across this AudioQuest Diamond 3.3′ High-Speed HDMI Cable – Dark Gray/Black for the low price of only $1,095! I quickly placed my order and took advantage of the 36 month special financing.
My wife opened this Christmas morning, and was understandably blown away! I’ve never gotten a reaction like that for a present before.
This diamond cable looks beautiful around her neck. The best part is that I can also use it to view Planet Earth in HD on my 15″ CRT when she’s not wearing it. What a fabulous product!
What’s great about it: Wife thinks I’m a god
What’s not so great: Hard to live up to this present next Christmas
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