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During a recent password audit in a company – it was found that a person was using the following password:
“MickieMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento”
When asked why such a long password – she said she was told it had to be 8 characters and include at least one capital…
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Elena Udrea a preluat mandatul de ministru la Ministerul Dezvoltării Regionale și Turismului
Din sala de judecată
* Lawyer: “Was that the same nose you broke as a child?”
* Witness: “I only have one, you know.”
* Lawyer: “Now, Mrs. Johnson, how was your first marriage terminated?”
* Witness: “By death.”
* Lawyer: “And by whose death was it terminated?”
* Accused, Defending His Own Case: “Did you get a good look at my face when I took your purse?”
The defendant was found guilty and sentenced to ten years in jail.
* Lawyer: “Can you tell us what was stolen from your house?”
* Witness: “There was a rifle that belonged to my father that was stolen from the hall closet.”
* Lawyer: “Can you identify the rifle?”
* Witness: “Yes. There was something written on the side of it.”
* Lawyer: “And what did the writing say?”
* Witness: “‘Winchester’!”
* Lawyer: “What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?”
* Witness: “Gucci sweats and Reeboks.”
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