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Nume de localităţi româneşti traduse în engleză

Afumaţi – Neversober
Urlaţi – Gimme Some Noise
Constanţa – The Steadiness
Călăraşi – Silly-dressed Folks on Horses
Piteşti – Youdohide
Oneşti – The Sincere
Huşi – Shoo
Buhuşi – Boo
Satu-Mare – The Rather Roomy Rural Community
Slatina – Slut Tina
Târgu Frumos – The Aesthetically Pleasing Bazaar
Buzău – Really Fat Lip
Năvodari – Networkers
Dor Mărunt – Miniature Melancholy
Voluntari – Town of Unpaid Assistants


Dicţionar de înjurături

ce puii mei? – what my chickens?
ce puşca mea? – what my gun?
pana mea – my feather
ce basca mea? – what my hat?
e cu capu’! – he is with his head!
nu mă freca la icre – don’t rub my fish eggs
plimbă ursul! – go walk the bear!
ma doare-n paişpe – it hurts in my fourteen

Euro English

The EU Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as “Euro-English”.

In the first year, “s” will replace the soft “c”. Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.

The hard “c” will be dropped in favour of “k”. This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome “ph” will be replaced with “f”. This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent “e” in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing “th” with “z” and “w” with “v”.

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary “o” kan be dropd from vords kontaining “ou” and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensi bl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl

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