Fă mai mult sport!

Cine se trezeşte de dimineaţă râde mai bine

– Cum se joacă copiii de azi de-a v-ati ascunselea ?
– Se pun toti pe invisible şi unul îi caută pe ceilalţi…
That shit that happens when you turn off your computer…
Man Spends Six Months Plotting Murder Of Counter-Strike Rival
20 year-old Julien Barreaux, from Cambrai, had his Counter-Strike character “knifed” in a game late last year against another man, known only as “Mikhael”. Enraged at this blight against his talents, Barreaux spent six months tracking him down in the real world.
When he eventually found the victim, Barreaux knocked on the guy’s front door, then “plunged a kitchen knife into his chest” when Mikhael opened it to greet him. He missed his heart by an inch.

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