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Using Windows on the Internet is like having a unprotected sex with a
member of the opposite sex you met in a club. Looks good enough for
you, does what you need it to, but the risk of infection is high.Using Linux on the internet is like having unprotected sex with a cow.
It’s harder to catch a compatible infection, but it’s ugly and unlikely
to play any of the games you’d like it to.
Linus Torvalds knows the question to 42.
Linus Torvalds can touch MC Hammer.
Linus Torvalds can program using a scroll-wheel.
Linus Torvalds has a multi-core brain.
Linus Torvalds is real, unless declared Integer.
Linus Torvalds doesn’t use a monitor. He can read the video signals from a VGA cable with his finger.
Linus Torvalds has never used a backspace key before.
Linus Torvalds’s alphabet cereal forms source code.
Linus Torvalds scared A and B away. Consequently we program in C today.
Linus Torvalds wrote a progam that computed the last digit of pi.
Dacă vă întrebaţi cine e mai tare, Chuck Norris sau Linus Torvalds, răspunsul este…
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