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Indian Chief ‘Two Eagles’ was asked by a white government official, ‘You
have observed the white man for 90 years. You’ve seen his wars and his
technological advances. You’ve seen his progress, and the damage he’s done.’

The Chief nodded in agreement.

The official continued, ‘Considering all these events, in your opinion,
where did the white man go wrong?’

The Chief stared at the government official for over a minute and then
calmly replied. ‘When white man find this land, Indians running it, no
taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did
all the work, Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and
fishing; all night having sex.’

Then the chief leaned back and smiled.

‘Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that.’

via humor

Evaziunea fiscală

La un proces legat de evaziunea fiscală dintr-o companie, judecătorul întreabă:
– Inculpat, recunoaşteţi că dvs. aţi încercat să scăpaţi de plata impozitelor şi
taxelor prin metoda descrisă mai devreme de comisarul Gărzii Financiare?
– Sincer, nu, dar şi metoda descrisă de dumnealui merită atenţie.