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My other PC is your PC
I’m listening to Alice and Bob’s conversation
My other laptop is secure
1+1=11
Backups are for wimps
I’ll show you my password if you show me yours…
Life’s too short for long passwords
I have a spare hand for a TCP handshake
Aren’t you tired of being a man in the middle?
Mom, send money
azerty123 is *not* a secure password
I’m running Antivirus XP 2008
I am piggybacking your WiFi
I’ve forgotten your password again, could you remind me?
My computer has a greater purpose; it is trying to improve people’s sex life
I went looking for pr0n and all I got was this lousy rootkit
Abort / Retry / Order pizza
Data on this laptop is encrypted, but on that USB stick it’s not
My finger print is encrypted
I’m using too strong encryption to enter to the USA