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Texte de pus pe tricou – partea a doua

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Will break CAPTCHA for food
There’s no place like
I’m vulnerable. Patch me
Please, update your SSL sertificate with the one provided as attachment
Warning: High Radiation
Probing your IP address… found
You don’t need to see my identification
Vista Ready but Linux loaded
One Botnet To Rule Them All
Thanks for sharing your cookies
Please enter your password
Please don’t jack my click
Use ROT13 twice for added protection!
What’s your mother’s maiden name?
Reverse engineers know what you did last summer
You might already be a winner, check inside
Passwords are just like underwear, I’ve change mine, have U?
Please help… I’ve been hijacked
When in doubt; click three times…
No stickers here!
Touch and Die!
When cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir pelcgbtencul
Pardon Me. You Dropped Your Malware
You have inherited US$25.000.000,00
root @ Y ourPC : ~ #
No, I won’t remove the viruses from your computer
This is just a laptop shell – DO NOT STEAL!
Spam: It’s Not Just In Cans Anymore
Nothing sucks like a fast flux
Please forward all your spam to [email protected]
Trojan Inside
Real Programmers don’t need comments — the code is obvious
SQL Injection Attacks: It’s Not Your Website Anymore
These aren’t the droids you’re looking for
Thanks for your credit card number
There is no fate but what we make
Social networking is fun and secure
Virus Test System
My wireless cables are secure
The MD5 is D41D8CD98F00B204E9800998ECF8427E
Your computer has 358 viruses, I used my remote scan program
I am not reading your email right now
I don’t need lunch, I have spam
Content-Disposition: attachment; filename=” britneynude. gif. exe”
Login at http:// login. paypal. com. error80. com
All your PCs are belong to us
Is the three-digit number behind the card
F-Secure. Making virus writers unhappy since 1988
I am random, you are predictable, their key is broken
layer 8 protected
My server is com < script src= http:// js.js >pletely secure

Texte de pus pe tricou

My other PC is your PC
I’m listening to Alice and Bob’s conversation
My other laptop is secure
Backups are for wimps
I’ll show you my password if you show me yours…
Life’s too short for long passwords
I have a spare hand for a TCP handshake
Aren’t you tired of being a man in the middle?
Mom, send money
azerty123 is *not* a secure password
I’m running Antivirus XP 2008
I am piggybacking your WiFi
I’ve forgotten your password again, could you remind me?
My computer has a greater purpose; it is trying to improve people’s sex life
I went looking for pr0n and all I got was this lousy rootkit
Abort / Retry / Order pizza
Data on this laptop is encrypted, but on that USB stick it’s not
My finger print is encrypted
I’m using too strong encryption to enter to the USA

De pus pe laptop (geek)

Ah yes, Google Maps said I would find you here

Delete C:\WINDOWS\SYSTEM32 for added stability

Malware Inside

I’d like to know you better; please tell me your password

Chuck Norris does not need antivirus

I’m in ur base killing ur doodz

Hello, my password is ******

Email me at [email protected]

Honey, let’s get wild and do it without protection

Gone Phishing