Contractul
Dupa 50 de ani de casnicie, el moare. La scurt timp moare si ea si ajunge in rai, unde-l vede pe el.
– Dragule, ce bine-mi pare sa te regasesc!
– Lasa-ma-n pace! Contractul a fost foarte clar: “Pana ce moartea ne va desparti”.
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Întrebare despre popi
-Preoţii se pot căsători?
-Dacă se iubesc…
De ce nu îşi cumpără scoţienii frigidere?
Nu sînt siguri că atunci cînd închid uşa se stinge becul!
5 coincidente
1.
In 1996, Paris police set out to investigate a late night, high speed car crash;
both drivers had been killed instantly.
Investigations revealed that the deceased were in fact man and wife.
Police initially suspected some kind of murder or suicide pact but it became apparent
that the pair had been separated for several months – neither could have known that
the other would have been out driving that night – it was just a terrible coincidence.
Pacifiştii
