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15 citate celebre din viata sportiva

1. “Left hand, right hand, it doesn’t matter. I’m amphibious.” – Charles Shackleford
To be fair… He can actually breathe underwater too.

2. “Any time Detroit scores more than 100 points and holds the other team below 100 points,
they almost always win.” – Doug Collins
… Almost? What happens the other times?

3. “I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father” –Greg Norman
And all of his other parents he failed to mention.

4. “Rich Folkers is throwing up in the bullpen.” –Jerry Coleman
He’s sick? I hope he can still pitch today.

5. “The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch, and one on the throttle.” –Bob Varsha
Now that’s impressive driving.

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Diferenţa dintre Linux şi Windows pe Internet

Using Windows on the Internet is like having a unprotected sex with a
member of the opposite sex you met in a club. Looks good enough for
you, does what you need it to, but the risk of infection is high.

Using Linux on the internet is like having unprotected sex with a cow.
It’s harder to catch a compatible infection, but it’s ugly and unlikely
to play any of the games you’d like it to.

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