Cine se trezeşte de dimineaţă râde mai bine
La farmacie vine o batrana de 80 de ani cu o reteta. Farmacistul o intreaba:
– Reteta este pentru dvs.?
– Da.
-Stiti ca este o reteta de anticonceptionale? Acestea nu va fac nimic.
-Ba da, ma fac sa dorm linistita.
-Cum asa?
-Iau cate o pastila in fiecare dimineata, o pisez si o dizolv in paharul cu suc al nepoatei mele de 16 ani. Asa dorm eu linistita!
1. Tâlharii care sună la bancă sa aducă bani, pentru ca vin sa o jefuiască! 🙂
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Look up “stupid” in the encyclopedia and you may find the pictures of two lawless idiots who just made the news for their brain-challenged actions.
A couple of Bridgeport, Connecticut would-be thieves evidently thought that the bank they planned to rob ought to give them curb-side service. A 27-year old and his underage accomplice gave a Fairfield People’s United Bank a ring-a-ding-ding to alert them that they were on their way and to be ready to hand them over a big ol’ bagful of bucks to run off with.
Not surprisingly, it wasn’t a smiling teller waiting for them in the parking lot with some loot, but some squad cars, ready to arrest and handcuff this pair of idiots.
Fortunately, most bad guys are also dumb.
2. Jefuitorii de bancă şi dedicaţiile de după
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Luni, 24 mai 2010, 15:19
Doi talhari care au spart o banca in Arad si-au dat dedicatii in discoteca de la Moneasa, imediat dupa jaf, relateaza Aradonline.
Vazandu-se cu 15.000 de lei, cei doi talhari au ajuns direct la Moneasa de la banca pe care tocmai o jefuisera, semn ca au trecut prin filtrele Politiei fara nicio problema. Ajunsi in statiune, Florin Ion Stepan si Valcu Ciprian Valentin de 31 de ani s-au pus sa sarbatoreasca ”reusita” intr-o discoteca.
Momentul care i-a dat de gol a fost cel in care au inceput sa-si dea dedicatii unul altuia: ”Pentru cei mai tari spargatori de banci”, ”Pentru fratiorul meu, cel mai tare spargator de banci” etc. Dupa ce au revenit in Arad, politistii au descins la locuintele acestora.
3: If one generation doesn’t get it right, the next does.
(April 2010, Romania) A thirty-five-year-old man from Braila was only trying to fix a broken soil tamper, a tool his father had made himself and used for decades. The metal handle of this family heirloom had rusted loose and our man was trying to weld it back into position, but unfortunately he was welding the metal rod onto an antique WWII cannon shell.
Yes, the family had been banging a cannon shell against the garden dirt for two generations!
La Ministerul Muncii si Protectiei Sociale:
-Domnule ministru, telefonistei noastre de la centrala i-a slabit aproape complet auzul. Ce vreti, dupa atatia ani…
-Mut-o la Departamentul de Negocieri cu Sindicatele sau la ghiseul de reclamatii de la poarta..
In timp ce tatal era la serviciu, mama si copilul stateau pe acasa si isi vedeau de treburi. Mama ii spune copilului:
– Suna-l si tu pe taica-tu si vezi cand ajunge acasa.
Dupa vreo 3 minute:
– Am sunat mama dar raspunde o tanti si nu vrea sa mi-l dea la telefon…
Se face seara si barbatul ajunge acasa. Nevasta infuriata pana la culme, se duce direct la el si ii scapa 2 palme.
– Pentru ce au fost astea femeie?
– Gigel, ia vino si zi-i lu tati ce spunea femeia aia!!
– “Pentru moment abonatul nu poate fi contactat, va rugam reveniti.”
