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Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, Nobody

This is a story about four people: Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.

There was an important job to be done and Everybody was asked to do it.
Everybody was sure Somebody would do it.
Anybody could have done it, but Nobody did it.
Somebody got angry about that because it was Everybody’s job.
Everybody thought Anybody could do it, but Nobody realized that Everybody wouldn’t do it.
It ended up that Everybody blamed Somebody when actually Nobody asked Anybody.

A story about Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.

La bar

La o masă într-un bar, stătea un tip care dădea pe gât pahar după pahar. De fiecare dată când termina un pahar, se uita în buzunarul cămăşii. Intrigat, barmanul l-a întrebat:
– De ce vă tot uitaţi în buzunarul cămăşii după fiecare pahar?
– Am acolo o poză cu nevastă-mea. Când mi se pare frumoasă, mă duc acasă!