Kinder (partea 3/5)

14 January, 2010
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Ice Age 3: Surviving Sid

13 January, 2010
Video

Cei 7 pitici la Vatican

13 January, 2010
Bancuri

Cei 7 pitici ajung la Vatican la Papa. Unul dintre ei iese in fata si intreaba:
– Excelenta voastra, am o intrebare mai delicata…
– Spune, fiule!
– Aici la Vatican, aveti calugarite pitice, ca noi asa?
– Nu, fiule!
In spate, ceilalti sase pitici isi dau coate. Morocanosul se uita urat la ei si continua:
– Dar asa, in general, in Europa… exista calugarite pitice?
Inca o data raspunsul a fost negativ. Ceilalti sase izbucnesc in ras. Morocanosul, vizibil enervat, le cere sa se calmeze si continua:
– Dar in lumea asta mare, exista calugarite pitice?
– Nu, fiule! Dupa stiinta mea, nici macar una!
Explozie de ras in spate.
– Dar de ce intrebi, fiule?
Ceilalti sase, deja in delir, striga printre hohote:
– Si-a pus-o cu un pinguin!

Convoiul Coca-Cola?

13 January, 2010
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Nu, Dubai-ul are nişte probleme cu canalizarea:

Down on the beach next to the Dubai Offshore Sailing Club and the fishing harbour there’s a stink: raw sewage is flowing into the sea close to prime tourist beaches.
The putrid problem is caused by the illegal dumping of untreated sewage in Dubai’s inland storm drain network, as the city’s rapid growth outstrips its infrastructure.
At Dubai’s only sewage treatment plant there are long queues and serious delays.