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Cum să slăbeşti 5 – 20 kg
Dorel dorea cu disperare sa slabeasca, asa ca doctorul i-a spus: “Mananca
normal timp de doua zile, apoi sari o zi. Repeta acest obicei timp de sase
saptamani si vei da jos 5 kilograme”.
Dar uimitor, dupa doua saptamani, a slabit 20 de kilograme!
“Cum ai reusit?” l-a intrebat doctorul.
“Sincer, am crezut ca voi muri!” a raspuns el.
“Chiar asa de foame ti-a fost?” l-a intrebat doctorul.
“Nu!” a exclamat Dorel, “dar acea a treia zi de sarituri aproape m-a ucis!”
Două din tenis
Antrenorul enervant
Rodick enervat
(e reclamă 🙂 )
Dădaca
And then the fight started…
My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, ‘What’s on TV?’
I said, ‘Dust.’
And then the fight started…When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her
someplace expensive… so, I took her to a gas station.
And then the fight started…I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took
my order first.
“I’ll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.”
He said, “Aren’t you worried about the mad cow?”
“Nah, she can order for herself.”
And then the fight started…I asked my wife, “Where do you want to go for our anniversary?”
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
“Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!” she said.
So I suggested, “How about the kitchen?”
And that’s when the fight started….