Sfaturi pentru birou (2)
Momente de criză
Boss, to 4 of his employees: “I’m really sorry, but I’m going to have to let one of you go.”
Black Employee: “I’m a protected minority.”
Female Employee: “And I’m a woman.”
Oldest Employee: “Fire me, buster, and I’ll hit you with an age discrimination suit so fast it’ll
make your head spin.”
…To which they all turn to look at the helpless young, white, male employee, who thinks a
moment, then responds: “I think I might be gay…”
Logo-uri de criză
Aniversarea
-Chelner, ce vin ne recomanzi astăzi, la aniversarea căsătoriei?
-Depinde domnule, vreţi să sărbătoriţi sau vreţi să uitaţi?



