Câinele şi raţa
Interracial? 🙂
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Frate?
Unul cu motociclişti
Doi motociclisti, noaptea, vad farurile unui tir. Unul dintre ei ii spune celuilalt:
– Uite ba inca doi altii ca noi! Hai sa trecem printre ei!
Cine-i BoB?
Ziua de nastere a lui BB King. Sotia se gandea ce cadou sa-i faca; el fiind faimos si avand de toate se tot gandeste si-i vine ideea: se duce la un “tatoo place” si isi tatueaza pe fund initialele sotului-pe o fesa “B” si pe cealalta “B”. Seara vine BB acasa, sotia il intampina numai in halat: “Happy birthday, darling! Ti-am facut un cadou surpriza” Si spunind asta se dezbraca, se intoarce cu spatele la el si se apleaca. La care el: “Foarte impresionant, dar cine dracu’ e BoB?”
Comentarii de la Olimpiadă
3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: ‘I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.’
4. Boxing Analyst: ‘Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.’
6. Basketball analyst: ‘He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn’t like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces.’
8. Soccer commentator: ‘Julian Dicks is everywhere. It’s like they’ve got eleven Dicks on the field.’
9. Tennis commentator: ‘One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them… Oh my God, what have I just said?’
Top 9 – aici.