Australian Kiss

• 17 February, 2011
• Bancuri

1. Virginity can be cured.
2. Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
3. A wife is a sex object. Every time you ask for sex, she objects.
4. Impotence: Nature’s way of saying ‘No hard feelings…’
5. There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men – ‘don’t’ and ‘stop’, unless they are used together.
6. Panties: Not the best thing on earth but next to the best thing on earth.
7. There are three stages of sex in a man’s life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly and Try Weakly.
8. Virginity is not dignity; its lack of opportunity.
9. Having sex is like playing bridge; if you don’t have a good partner, you’d better have a good hand.
10. I tried phone sex once but the holes in the dialer were too small.
11. Marriage is the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy.
12. When I was born, I was given a choice – A big dick or a good memory. I don’t remember what I chose.
13. Q: What’s an Australian kiss?
A: The same thing as a French kiss only down under.

14. A couple just married were happy with the whole thing. He was happy with the Hole and she was happy with the Thing……
15. Q: What are the three biggest tragedies in a man’s life?
A: Life sucks, job sucks and the wife doesn’t.
16. Q: Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
A: Breasts don’t have eyes.
17. Despite the old saying, ‘Don’t take your troubles to bed’, many men still sleep with their wives!

• australia
• inglish
• maxime
• sex