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Dulgherul
O doamna cheama dulgherul sa localizeze si sa repare un zgomot sacaitor
pe care-l auzea in casa. Acesta vine si intreaba:
– Cum se face ca acum nu aud nimic?
– Nu e intodeauna: numai cand trece autobuzul pe strada.
– Si de unde il auziti?
– Din sifonier.
– Bun, am sa intru in sifonier si cand trece autobuzul o sa-mi dau seama ce este.
Zis si facut. Dar, dupa cateva minute, sotul doamnei vine in graba acasa sa se
schimbe pentru o intalnire importanta. Deschide sifonierul si
Smecherii şoselelor
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Dacă limbajele de programare ar fi…
1. Religii
C would be Judaism – it’s old and restrictive, but most of the world
is familiar with its laws and respects them. The catch is, you can’t convert into it –
you’re either into it from the start, or you will think that it’s insanity.
Also, when things go wrong, many people are willing to blame the
problems of the world on it.
Perl would be Voodoo – An incomprehensible series of arcane incantations
that involve the blood of goats and permanently corrupt your soul.
Often used when your boss requires you to do an urgent task at
21:00 on friday night.
Ruby would be Neo-Paganism – A mixture of different languages
and ideas that was beaten together into something that might
be identified as a language. Its adherents are growing fast,
and although most people look at them suspiciously, they are
mostly well-meaning people with no intention of harming anyone.
Visual Basic would be Satanism – Except that you don’t REALLY
need to sell your soul to be a Satanist…
2. Maşini
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