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Zorro
O femeie se plange alteia ca barba-su nu mai vrea sex si cum vine acasa o intreaba doar: “ce avem de mancare?”…
Cealalta ii zice: “Draga, am avut si eu problema asta. Nu e grav… imbraca niste chiloti negri, cu dantela, o palarie neagra, ciorapi … si il astepti in usa, sexy asa… si se rezolva…
A doua zi se intalnesc din nou…
“E, cum a fost?”…
“Am facut exact cum mi-ai spus, chiloti negri, dantela, palarie sexi… ce sa mai… bomba”…
“Si???”…
“Si cand a deschis usa mi-a zis: Zorro, faci si tu ceva de mancare azi???”
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Dor de casă
A trucker who has been out on the road for three weeks stops into a brothel
outside Vegas. He walks straight up to the Madam, drops down $500 and says,
“I want your ugliest woman and a bologna sandwich!!!”
The Madam is astonished. “But sir, for that kind of money you could have one
of my finest ladies and a three-course meal.”
The trucker replies, “Listen sweetheart, I ain’t horny, I’m homesick”
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