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Lesson 4
A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A rabbit asked him, ”Can I also sit
like you and do nothing all day long?” The crow answered: “Sure, why not.” So, the
rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. A fox jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story:To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very high up.Lesson 5
A turkey was chatting with a bull “I would love to be able to get to the top of that
tree,” sighed the turkey, but I haven’t got the energy.” “Well, why don’t you nibble
on my droppings?” replied the bull. “They’re packed with nutrients.” The turkey pecked
at a lump of dung and found that it gave him enough strength to reach the lowest
branch of the tree. The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the
second branch. Finally after a fourth night, there he was proudly perched at the top
of the tree. Soon he was spotted by a farmer, who shot the turkey out of the tree.
Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it wont keep you there.