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Francezii şi limba engleză (2)

Din categoria ‘…appiness

Un cuplu de francezi nu are copii. Pana la urma sunt indemnati sa vorbeasca cu
un doctor american. Cei doi soti ajung in America, obtin o programare la consultatie.
Cum nu stiau engleza si nici profesorul franceza, nu au alta solutie decat intelegerea prin gesturi.
Profesorul le mimeaza ca vrea sa-i vada in “actiune”. Un pic jenati, cei doi soti trec la treaba.
Profesorul ramane un moment cu bratele incrucisate si dintr-o data striga:
– STOP!
Merge la birou si scrie o reteta. Foarte fericiti, cei doi se intorc la Paris, intra in prima
farmacie unde intreaba farmacistul:
– Aveti Triteoterol?
Perplex, farmacistul reflecta putin… Triteoterol… Triteoterol. .., nu, nu am asa ceva.
– Sunteti sigur, uite reteta primita de la medic.
– Ei, dar ati citit aiurea, aici scrie: Try the Other Hole.

Francezii şi limba engleză

When Charles de Gaulle decided to retire from public life, the British
ambassador and his wife threw a gala dinner party in his honor.
At the dinner table, the Ambassador’s wife was talking with Madame de Gaulle:
“Your husband has been such a prominent public figure, such a presence on
the French and international scene for so many years! How quiet retirement
will seem in comparison. What are you most looking forward to in these
retirement years?”
“A penis,” replied Madame de Gaulle.
Silence fell over the table. Everyone heard her answer… and no one knew
what to say next.
Charles leaned over to his wife and said:
“Ma cherie, I believe ze English pronounce zat word, ‘…appiness’!”

H-ul era mut 😛