Mr. Proper
Face chiar mai mult decat in reclama 😀
httpvh://www.youtube.com/watch?v=plAUhfboQkw
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You woke me up for that?
Did I mention the video camera?
Try breathing through your nose
Him: This is your first time… right? Her: Yeah… today!
Can you please pass me the remote control?
Do you accept Visa?
On second thought, let’s turn off the lights.
Hope you’re as good looking when I’m sober…
Got any penicillin?
I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs!
Did you know the ceiling needs painting?
Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed?
It’s nice being in bed with a woman I don’t have to inflate!
Nah, it’s just a rash. It’ll clear up in a day or two.
Did you come yet, dear?
Hic! I need another beer for this please
Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper…
You mean you’re NOT my blind date?
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Lucky Louie – Bumsex
httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOHs_5HQLaA
Testoasa si papucul
La cumparat prezervative
Un tip intra in farmacie si cere un pachet de prezervative.
– Ce numar doriti? Intreaba farmacista.
– Nu stiu.
– Luati tabla asta cu gauri de diferite marimi si mergeti la toaleta sa vedeti.
Dupa minute bune tipul revine.
– Ei ce numar sa fie? Intreaba farmacista.
– Da-le dracului de prezervative, cat face tabla?