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You woke me up for that?
Did I mention the video camera?
Try breathing through your nose
Him: This is your first time… right? Her: Yeah… today!
Can you please pass me the remote control?
Do you accept Visa?
On second thought, let’s turn off the lights.
Hope you’re as good looking when I’m sober…
Got any penicillin?
I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs!
Did you know the ceiling needs painting?
Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed?
It’s nice being in bed with a woman I don’t have to inflate!
Nah, it’s just a rash. It’ll clear up in a day or two.
Did you come yet, dear?
Hic! I need another beer for this please
Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper…
You mean you’re NOT my blind date?

Noaptea, în pat

Vine Ion acasă de la oraş şi zice către Maria, hotărît:
– Marie, stinge lumina, trage perdelele şi în pat iute.
– Mă Ioane, da’ mai am de lucru.
– Dac-am zis, am zis!
Vede Maria că n-are încotro, se conformeaza. Se pune şi Ion în pat, trage plapuma peste ei şi zice:
– No, acum Marie, să-ţi arăt ce ceas cu fosfor mi-am cumpărat.