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Abbott: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?
Costello: Thanks. I’m setting up an office in my den and I’m thinking about buying a computer.
Abbott: Mac?
Costello: No, the name’s Lou.
Abbott: Your computer?
Costello: I don’t own a computer. I want to buy one.
Abbott: Mac?
Costello: I told you, my name’s Lou.
Abbott: What about Windows?
Costello: Why? Will it get stuffy in here?
Abbott: Do you want a computer with Windows?
Costello: I don’t know. What will I see when I look at the windows?
Abbott: Wallpaper.
Costello: Never mind the windows. I need a computer and software.
Abbott: Software for Windows?
Costello: No. On the computer! I need something I can use to write proposals, track expenses and run my business. What do you have?
Abbott: Office.
Costello: Yeah, for my office. Can you recommend anything?
Abbott: I just did.
Costello: You just did what?
Abbott: Recommend something.
Costello: You recommended something?
Abbott: Yes.
Costello: For my office?
Abbott: Yes
Costello: OK, what did you recommend for my office?
Abbott: Office.
Costello: Yes, for my office!
Abbott: I recommend Office with Window’s.
Costello: I already have an office with windows! OK, let’s just say I’m sitting at my computer and I want to type a proposal. What do I need?
Abbott: Word.
Costello: What word?
Abbott: Word in Office.
Costello: The only word in office is office.
Abbott: The Word in Office for Windows.
Costello: Which word in office for windows?
Abbott: The Word you get when you click the blue ‘W’.
Costello: I’m going to click your blue ‘W’ if you don’t start with some straight answers. What about financial bookkeeping? You have anything I can track my money with?
Abbott: Money.
Costello: That’s right. What do you have?
Abbott: Money.
Costello: I need money to track my money?
Abbott: It comes bundled with your computer.
Costello: What’s bundled with my computer?
Abbott: Money.
Costello: Money comes with my computer?
Abbott: Yes. No extra charge.
Costello: I get a bundle of money with my computer? How much?
Abbott: One copy.
Costello: Isn’t it illegal to copy money?
Abbott: Microsoft gave us a license to copy Money.
Costello: They can give you a license to copy money?
Abbott: Why not? THEY OWN IT!

Big John nu plăteşte

Intr-o zi, un sofer de autobuz a mers ca de obicei la serviciu, si-a
pornit bus-ul si a plecat pe traseu. Nimic deosebit la primele cateva
statii, cativa oameni care-au urcat, cativa care-au coborat, si totul
a fost ok.

La urmatoarea statie, insa, un tip enorm a urcat in autobuz, cam 1,90 m,
cu constitutie de luptator categoria grea… s-a uitat spre sofer
zicand: ‘Big John nu plateste!’ si s-a asezat pe un scaun.

V-am spus ca soferul avea cam 1,60 m, era slabanog si genul de om
bland?… Asa ca nu s-a certat cu Big John, dar nu i-a convenit
chestia asta deloc. Urmatoarea zi se intampla acelasi lucru – Big
John a urcat iar in autobuz, a spus tare ca el nu plateste si s-a asezat.
Urmatoarea zi iarasi… si-n zilele urmatoare la fel…

Pana cand soferul n-a mai rezistat, deja avea insomnii din cauza lui
Big John care-si batea joc de el. Asa ca-ntr-un final, s-a inscris la
niste cursuri de body-building, karate, judo si alte arte martiale.

Dupa cateva luni, deja era foarte puternic, mai mult, devenise foarte
increzator. Asa ca, ziua urmatoare cand Big John urca in autobuz si
spuse ‘Big John nu plateste‘, soferul s-a ridicat i-a aruncat o
privire crunta si-a zbierat la el: ‘Si de ce nu?

Big John l-a privit foarte uimit si i-a replicat: ‘Big John are abonament’.

Morala: asigura-te ca exista o problema reala inainte de a face
eforturi uriase sa o rezolvi!

Dorinţe de Crăciun

O discutie intre 2 copii in camera lor. Baietelul catre fetita:
B: Ce-i vei cere lui Mos Craciun anul acesta?
F: O papusica Barbie, dar tu?
B: Eu ii voi cere un Tampax!
F: Tampax? Ce e asta?
B: …habar n-am, dar zic astia la televizor ca daca-l folosesti
poti merge la plaja in fiecare zi, sa mergi cu bicicleta, piscina,
sa dansezi, sa alergi, sa faci o multime de lucruri….
fara ca nimeni sa-si dea seama!

1000

DMax.ro a ajuns la 1000 de posturi. În 7 luni de distracţie. Distracţie maximă 8)
Ţi-am oferit imagini, bancuri şi video pentru a te binedispune în fiecare zi.
Şi bineînţeles, motive pentru a fi optimist.
Pentru a sarbatori, am schimbat tema si am adaugat Top 7 cele mai bune posturi
în partea din dreapta a paginii.
Ce urmează? Acelaşi conţinut de calitate actualizat zilnic.
Distrează-te la maxim!