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Ce e şahul

Lobonţ îl întreabă be Mutu:
-Ce e şahul?
-Şahul e piesele alea pe care le aruncăm noi când luăm o cutie nouă de table…

Canibalii şi românul

Un trib de canibali prinde un rus, un german şi un romăn. Şeful dă ordinele:

– Pe rus îl facem la proţap, pe german îl facem ciorbă de burtă iar pe român…..?.. ciorbă de oase.

După un timp merge în control şi este mulţumit: rusul e rumenit, ciorba de burtă reuşită, dar când ajunge la român vede că doi canibali ţineau capul românului afară.

Revoltat ţipă la ei să-l lase în oală că el dă gustul.

Aceştia replică: Da, dar dacă îl lăsăm mănâncă toţi cartofii de pe fund!

Problemă

You are driving along in your car on a wild, stormy night, when you pass by a bus stop, and you see three people waiting for the bus:

1. An old lady who looks as if she is about to die.

2. An old friend who once saved your life.

3. The perfect partner you have been dreaming about.

Which one would you choose to offer a ride to, knowing that there could only be one passenger in your car?

Think before you continue reading…

This is a moral/ethical dilemma that was once actually used as part of a job application. You could pick up the old lady, because she is going to die, and thus you should save her first; Or, you could take the old friend because he once saved your life, and this would be the perfect chance to pay him back. However, you may never be able to find your perfect mate again.

The candidate who was hired (out of 200 applicants) had no trouble coming up with his answer. He simply answered: “I would give the car keys to my old friend and let him take the lady to the hospital. I would stay behind and wait for the bus with the partner of my dreams.”

Sometimes, we gain more if we are able to give up our stubborn thought limitations. Never forget to “Think Outside of the Box.

However, The correct answer is to run the old lady over and put her out of her misery, have sex with the perfect partner against the bus stop sign, then drive off with the old friend for some beers. 🙂

Valorinho

Id de Yahoo! Messenger!!! “valorinho” OCAZIE UNICA!!!
Este vorba despre un id de mess pe care multi l-ar dori!

“VALORINHO”

Format prin alaturarea a doua cuvinte “valoare” + “(ronald)inho”, doreste sa puna posesorului sau o eticheta selecta, mai ales daca acesta practica un anumit sport (fotbal, ping pong, biliard).
Nu are nici un id in lista, insa va asigur ca odata achizitionat va veti face o multime de prieteni.
Pretul este de 200 LEI, si nu este negociabil!

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