O doamna, foarte, foarte fitoasa, care locuieste in Pipera merge cu al ei Mercedes la medic. Intra in biroul medicului si striga:
– Doctore, e groaznic, am fost intepata de o viespe.
– Haideti doamna, calm, spune medicul, probabil nu e mare lucru…
– Dar doctore, tu nu-ti dai seama, este extrem de… cum sa spun… este ingrozitor de jenant, off…
– Daaa spuneti mai intai unde ati fost muscata…?
– Aaaa, asta nu! In niciun caz!!!
– Dar sunt doctor, puteti sa-mi spuneti!
– Nu, pentru ca tratati toate prietenele mele si daca ar afla viata mea sociala ar fi distrusa…
– Dar eu respect secretul profesional, nu voi spune nimanui, hai ziceti-mi!
Atunci doamna se apropie de doctor, se asigura ca nu mai e nimeni in camera si-i sopteste:
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Cum se vede din cockpit un fulger care atinge avionul:

Darren Howie – Vortex Aviation Photography – Airliners.net
Off the south coast of Borneo flying through high cloud associated with distant storm cells our [Airbus] A320 truly becomes an electric jet. Amazing display of static electricity flowing through our jet in relatively smooth air makes for an amazing sight and luckily had me gear along. EOS1DMK3 14/2.8 II
http://www.airliners.net/ este un site recomandat tuturor pasionatilor de avioane si fotografie.
S-a intamplat in India:
Anil Barela was playing a common game amongst his young peers in a local river where the object of the game was to try and catch live fish and swallow them whole.
This isn’t normally an issue, however Anil somehow managed to actually inhale the nine centimeter fish placing the fish in his lungs rather than his stomach.
Continuarea: Live Fish Removed From 12 Year Old Boy’s Lungs.

Pe http://leakedin.org/ poti verifica daca parola ta de LinkdedIn se afla in grupul celor 6.5 milioane care au fost furate.
Rezultatul poate fi asta:

Sau asta:

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Mai multe detalii – pe blogul LinkdeIn.
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