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Câteva feministe

Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?
A: Puppies grow up.

Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?
A:! Because even back then men wouldn’t ask for directions ..LOL!!!

Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?
A: Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink…

Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving.

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Testamentul

– No! Draghe nepoate, o să-mi fac testamentul. Ia spune: tu eşti credincios?
– Da, unchiule!
– Atunci bucură-te, las toată averea bisericii!