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One day a pirate and a bartender were talking to each other in a bar. The bartender asked the pirate, “Where did ya get that peg leg from?”
The pirate responded, “We were sailing the seas when a big old shark came up to me while I was swimmin’ and bit off me leg.”
Later the bartender asked, “Where did you get that hook then?”
The pirate responded, “Well, me crew and I were in a battle and it got cut through the bone.”
The bartender then asked, “Then where did ya get the eye patch from?”
The pirate said, “In a harbor I looked at a gull flying over-head and it took a dump right
in me eye.”
The bartender was puzzled and asked the pirate, “How would that make you get an eye patch?”
The pirate responded, “First day with the hook.” 🙂
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Prima zi la şcoală
It was this little girl’s first day of school, and the teacher asked her what her name was. She replied, “Happy Butt.”
The teacher said, “Honey I don’t think that’s your name. You need to go to the principal’s office and get this straightened out.”
So she went to the principal’s office, and he asked, “What’s your name?”
And the little girl said, “Happy Butt.”
The principal called the girl’s mother to get this straightened out once and for all. After getting off the phone, he looked at the little girl and said, “Honey, your name is Gladys, not Happy Butt.”
The girl then exclaimed, “Glad Ass, Happy Butt, what’s the difference?