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Rusul prizonier
Un avion rusesc se prabuseste in Alaska. Pilotul se salveaza dar il prind americanii.
La sediul CIA, interogatoriu:
-Bai tavarisci, ce sistem de radiolocatie folositi voi?
-!?!
-Bai tavarisci, ce sistem de propulsie aveti, bai?
-!?!
-Bai tavarisci, daca nu ne descrii aparatura de bord… te fac arsice!
Il iau doi malaci la tabacit, dar rusul nimic.
Dupa o vreme, la un schimb de prizonieri, rusul ajunge acasa. Colegii il intreaba:
-Ia spune Ivan cum a fost in captivitate la americani?
-Bai baieti, puneti mina pe carte si invatati aparatura de bord ca daca va prind
americanii si nu stiti, va tabacesc de trei ori pe zi!
Lucrurile pe lângă care trecem nepăsători
Washington DC, Metro Station on a cold January morning in 2007. He played six Bach
pieces for about 45 minutes. During that time approx 2 thousand people went through
the station, most of them on their way to work. After 3 mins a middle aged man noticed
there was a musician playing. He slowed his pace and stopped for a few seconds and
then hurried to meet his schedule.4 mins later the violinist received his first dollar: a woman threw the money in the
till and, without stopping, continued to walk.6 minutes, a young man leaned against the wall to listen to him, then looked at his
watch and started to walk again.10 mins: a 3 year old boy stopped but his mother tugged him along hurriedly,
as the kid stopped to look at the violinist. Finally the mother pushed hard and
the child continued to walk, turning his head all the time. This action was repeated
by several other children. Every parent, without exception, forced them to move on.
Obama în rai
Barack Obama ajunge in Rai. La poarta, Sf. Petru il intreaba:
– Ce funcţie ai detinut?
– Presedinte al Statelor Unite, raspunde Obama.
Sf. Petru studiaza lista presedintilor americani de mai multe ori.
Se scarpina in cap, mustaceste:
– Hmmm! In lista mea nu apari… cand zici ca ai fost presedinte?
– Pai acum 10 minute am depus juramantul…
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