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Diferenţa dintre Linux şi Windows pe Internet
Using Windows on the Internet is like having a unprotected sex with a
member of the opposite sex you met in a club. Looks good enough for
you, does what you need it to, but the risk of infection is high.Using Linux on the internet is like having unprotected sex with a cow.
It’s harder to catch a compatible infection, but it’s ugly and unlikely
to play any of the games you’d like it to.
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In the 1400’s a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed
to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb.
Hence we have ‘the rule of thumb’
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Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented. It was ruled ‘Gentlemen
Only… Ladies Forbidden’… and thus,
the word GOLF entered into the English language.
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The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV was
Fred and Wilma Flintstone.