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In Liban,e legal sa faci sex cu animalele, dar numai cu animalele
femele. Cine reguleaza animale de sex masculin e pedepsit cu moartea.In Bahrein, un ginecolog mascul poate, legal, sa examineze organele
genitale ale unei femei, dar ii e interzis sa se uite direct in timpul
examinarii. Are voie sa le vada folosind o oglinda.Musulmanilor le e interzis sa se uite la organele genitale ale mortilor.
Si groparilor le e interzis. Legea spune ca organele genitale trebuie
acoperite cu o caramida sau un lemn.Pedeapsa pentru masturbare in Indonezia e decapitarea.
In Guram exista meseria de dezvirginator iar virginele platesc pentru
privilegiul de a fi dezvirginate de meseriasul asta. Motivul? Legea din
Guram interzice virginelor sa se casatoreasca.
Sa vorbim cinstit acum: Exista oare un job mai beton ca asta in lume?In Hong Kong o femeie care, daca-si prinde barbatul cu alta femeie, e
imputernicita de lege sa-l omoare. Daaarrr…numai cu propriile maini.
Amanta insa, poate fi omorata in orice alt fel.Femeile in sanii goi pot sa fie vanzatoare in Liverpool, Anglia.
Daaarrrr…numai in magazine de vanzare a pestilor tropicali. E logic, nu?In Cali, Columbia, o femeie are voie sa faca sex numai cu barbatul ei,
dupa lege. Si prima data cand se intampla, mama ei trebuie sa se uite,
sa fie martora.In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, este ilegal ca un barbat sa faca sex cu mama si
cu fiica in acelasi timp. Imaginati-va cate cazuri s-au intamplat de a
trebuit sa faca o lege pentru asta.In Maryland e ilegal sa vinzi prezervative de la automate.
Cu o singura exceptie: Daca sunt vandute impreuna cu bauturile alcoolice
la aparatele de la locurile de munca (birouri, santiere, etc).Oamenii si delfinii sunt singurele fiinte care fac sex de placere.
De asta zambea Flipper tot timpul…Cel mai puternic muschi din corp e….limba
Furnica poate ridica de 50 ori greutatea ei, poate sa impinga de 30 ori
greutatea ei si intotdeauna cade pe partea dreapta cand e intoxicata.
Guvernul o fi platit pentru cercetarea asta interesanta?Fluturii degusta cu piciorul. Îhhh…
Steaua de mare n-are creier…
Ciudățenii de pe glob
In Lebanon , men are legally allowed to have sex with animals,
but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is
punishable by death.
(Like THAT makes sense.)In Bahrain , a male doctor may legally examine a woman’s genitals, but is prohibited
from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their
reflection in a mirror.
(Do they look different reversed?)Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers.
The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times.
(A brick?)The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation.
(Much worse than ‘going blind!’)There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside
and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time
Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry.
(Let’s just think for a minute; is there any job anywhere else in the world that even
comes close to this?)In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous
husband, but may only do so with her bare hands.
The husband’s illicit lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired.
(Ah! Justice!)Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England
– but only in tropical fish stores.
(But of course!)In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband,
and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act.
(Makes one shudder at the thought.)In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a
woman and her daughter at the same time.
(I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines
with one exception: Prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only
‘in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises.’
(Is this a great country or what?)
Well, not as great as Guam !)