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And then the fight started…

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, ‘What’s on TV?’
I said, ‘Dust.’
And then the fight started…

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her
someplace expensive… so, I took her to a gas station.
And then the fight started…

I took my wife to a restaurant. The waiter, for some reason, took
my order first.
“I’ll have the strip steak, medium rare, please.”
He said, “Aren’t you worried about the mad cow?”
“Nah, she can order for herself.”
And then the fight started…

I asked my wife, “Where do you want to go for our anniversary?”
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation.
“Somewhere I haven’t been in a long time!” she said.
So I suggested, “How about the kitchen?”
And that’s when the fight started….

Costică, dormi?

Genial! 🙂
Toată lumea doarme… numai eu nu pot să dorm!

Costica…cartea asta am mai citit-o?
-Ihim, ai citit-o…
-Alta n-am!
-N-ai citit-o…
-Costica…care-i mai mare : conte, sau viconte?
-Dar de ce vroia ala sa o omoare pe milady?
-Daca nu-l lasa sa doarma…